I just got brought home by the cop

[LCK]

So, I was hanging out with some friends, and Bridgett<3. And of course, we were drinking. We had quite a bit of UV blue vodka, and we were sitting around a fire having a good time.
After while me and Bridgett go off on our own to get some more alcohol, then we come back to the fire. Then, after a longer while, I grab a condom from her purse, and her and I head towards the school.
I don't know what made us think the school, but we went there. She sits on the slide, we start making out, I play around with her, and eventually start, well, feasting.
We see a car drive by.
It's the fucking cop.
We jump in the slide and hide, then he shines his spotlight. I don't know how he saw us, but he did. He pulls into the parking lot and walks over to the slide, and confronts us.
I'm decent, but Bridgett, she has no pants on. It's an awkward situation.
He asks for our ID and so on. He notifies our parents. This is 15 minutes after curfew, mind you.
And about an hour before this, I had just gotten home. Then later snuck out my window to go back and hang out with Bridgett. Big damn mistake.
So he takes both of us home, and my mom is pissed. I'm just thankful he said nothing about the condition he caught us in.
I also can't believe he didn't realize we were drunk. Holy shit.
I'm in so much shit in the morning. God damnnnn.

well. theres my story
the cop caught me eating her out and took me home ;-;

[Hiro]

omg
[spoiler]You have a life?[/spoiler]

[LCK]

omg
[spoiler]You have a life?[/spoiler]

i have more of a life than nearly anyone here

[hotlikesauce.]

i have more of a life than nearly anyone here

What a horrible assumption.

[LCK]

What a horrible assumption.

why do you still go here everyone hates you

[Placebo Headwound]

You lucked out.

[Houdini]

Congratulations on being extremely retarded.

[Samus Aran]

That seems like a dumb place to start messing around, but whatever.

You're really fucking lucky that you basically only got in trouble because of the curfew.

[C.Mongler]

pics or it didnt happen

[Matt™]

pics or it didnt happen

Was that necessary to say?
Either way, you really lucked out.

[Hensa]

got fucking lucky.

when im drunk, i cant hide it.
im almost sure i wouldve gotten caught under the influence.

but then...
when i choose to get intimate or drunk, i typically want to be out of reach by any threatening adult whatsoever...
indoors, preferably.

[superclucky]

That seems like a dumb place to start messing around, but whatever.

You're really fucking lucky that you basically only got in trouble because of the curfew.

i can't really think of any other place to mess around while drunk.

[Det in F♯ Major]

COOL STORY ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING LOL

[The artist formally known]

Lol why a school? Cops always check out schools.

[Beta]

She heard her screams of "RAPE! RAPEEEEE!".