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Started by Andrew1911, September 15, 2008, 10:35:39 PM

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You didn't say the magic word!

Samus Aran


Andrew1911



"Alright, the good and the bad news. The good news is that all we have to do is press a button. The bad news... That button is 500 yards that away. Past the raptor fence. We'll need one person to go and turn the button on."



"Well, I can't go. I own the park and I'm old. I send young people to die, not to live."



"Well, I can't go. I'm the only living woman with breasts on the island. You'll need me to repopulate."



"Well, I can't go."



"Why not?"



"Well, I'm white."



"Well, I know how to fix the computers and bring us back online!"



"Yeah but I'd feel threatened if it was just Hammond and I left alone with you."



"I don't care for the company of darkies."



"Fine... I'll go. I'll turn on the button! I'll show you all! I'll show you all! At least, it's dinosaurs. Not snakes. On a plane."

Andrew1911



"Wait, there's... Uh... Two islands?"



"No, three."



"Well, the first one was the amusement park which... Uh... Failed horribly... The second one was a manufacturing facility... But I don't get it that much. I mean, you already grew dinos on the... Um... island, right?"



"That we did."



"Why would you need to have another island to make them, then?"



"I dunno."



"What was the third one, by the way?"



"Just an island to have fun watching the dinosaurs kill each other. Sometimes, we'd throw death row inmates in there too. Watch them go at it trying to survive."



"That's... Uh... Kind of... Um... Dickish."



"We also have giant bugs and other assorted giant things. One technician who was a huge fan of Kong made a giant monkey in honor of the film. We've had great fun watching him smash various dinosaur skulls."



"Well, I see that the... Uh... Age old question of why is Kong fighting a dinosaur has... Um... Finally been answered."

Samus Aran

how about them spinosaurs, eh doc?

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