My best friend got 10 days OSS.

[Wrench]

A++ Thread. Will read again.

[heltar]

So in my friend's spanish class you have to make a tape of your morning routine, and narrarate in spanish over it...

So the guy wakes up, with a massive boner.
Then he pisses, and you can see his dick

And then one of his next door neighbors apparently had their garage door open and they were doing something to the extent of breaking all of their neon lights in their garage with a baseball bat. Something like that.

And he didn't get in trouble.

[ncba93ivyase]

In my school, we got some of the new iMacs with Intel Core Duo processors. Well, my friend got bored and decided to use the built-in cameras to take pictures of his penis. He was sent to alternative school for about 3 months. He actually benefitted from it. Since alternative school is so easy, he went from being a C/D student to straight A's.

Lawl. china;

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