Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)

[SBKT]

That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet.

A cheap 30 dollar one? Huh.

I want one of those ones. No gas used, no global warming. I'm paranoid about global warming and shit.

[iWolf]

Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?

[SBKT]

Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?

I'm pretty sure if they cared about their trees, he'd be filled with Shotgun shit pretty fast.

[Fireman.exe]

Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?

It hit a tree at the edge of the woods.

[iWolf]

Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?

It hit a tree at the edge of the woods.

Did it explode?  navi;

[Fireman.exe]

Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?

It hit a tree at the edge of the woods.

Did it explode?  navi;

Read first post. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Awesome. navi;

[MARIOMANIAC21]

i wacked off this morning. It was awesome.

[SBKT]

i wacked off this morning. It was awesome.

*gives medal*

For being unrelated at the proper time, I award you this Barnstar.

...wait, it's not a barnstar?

Oh fuck it.

[Silverhawk79]

That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet.

A cheap 30 dollar one? Huh.

I want one of those ones. No gas used, no global warming. I'm paranoid about global warming and shit.

No, it's gas powered. Which sucks, because I have no gas money in the first place, and I have to buy gas for it.
$3.25 a gallon. suicide;