Scenario: you are standing on a tall hill in the middle of summer.

[Samus Aran]

The air is still.

Suddenly, clouds form out of nowhere and lightning tears across the sky. A thundering voice echoes down from the heavens. It's God. He tells you that you must obtain the Holy Grail. You'll be rewarded with whatever you choose if you manage to obtain the grail. Even if you don't believe in God, you decide that the fame and glory on Earth from other people is reason enough to obtain this long-missing artifact.

3 years pass and you think you've found it. The resting place of the grail. However, there are things standing between you and this ancient artifact.

1.) A pit of snakes (has a hook hanging above it)
2.) A pool of sharks
3.) Felt
4.) A giant beast formed from the deepest depths of Hell/Xanga/Clacky's Hut that has 12 legs, breathes fire and has the ability to shoot force lightning from its nostrils. Also it wears a tophat and is well-versed in French table manners.
5.) Yourself. How can you ever defeat yourself?

Your tools are:

A rusty sword
A can of mace
A rolled-up newspaper
A rope
A Gateway laptop complete with Windows 95
A dry-erase marker and a small whiteboard on which to write
A digital camera
A cellphone
A fedora
A ballpoint pen
A can of Pringles


Note that every item can only be used once, and by the time you've passed the 5th obstacle, you must have used them all. For only the empty-handed may retrieve the grail.

But beware. After you obtain the grail, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Beta]

The air is still.

Suddenly, clouds form out of nowhere and lightning tears across the sky. A thundering voice echoes down from the heavens. It's God. He tells you that you must obtain the Holy Grail. You'll be rewarded with whatever you choose if you manage to obtain the grail. Even if you don't believe in God, you decide that the fame and glory on Earth from other people is reason enough to obtain this long-missing artifact.

3 years pass and you think you've found it. The resting place of the grail. However, there are things standing between you and this ancient artifact.

1.) A pit of snakes (has a hook hanging above it)
2.) A pool of sharks
3.) Felt
4.) A giant beast formed from the deepest depths of Hell/Xanga/Clacky's Hut that has 12 legs, breathes fire and has the ability to shoot force lightning from its nostrils. Also it wears a tophat and is well-versed in French table manners.
5.) Yourself. How can you ever defeat yourself?

Your tools are:

A rusty sword
A can of mace
A rolled-up newspaper
A rope
A Gateway laptop complete with Windows 95
A dry-erase marker and a small whiteboard on which to write
A digital camera
A cellphone
A fedora
A ballpoint pen
A can of Pringles


Note that every item can only be used once, and by the time you've passed the 5th obstacle, you must have used them all. For only the empty-handed may retrieve the grail.

But beware. After you obtain the grail, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I used the rope to cross the pit of snakes.

I use the pen to make the shark pool fill up with ink so they can't see me and cross safely.

(Shit Damn)I gave felt a camera and he let me pass.

I'll use everything but the rolled up newspaper and the computer trying to destroy this beast. I finally bop it on the head with the newspaper and it subsides.

(THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!!!)This battle will start by using hands. It will last until christmas. For christmas i'll get myself a gateway windows XP computer. My "other" will get so frusterated that he'll kill himself.

(I used all iteams)

I get the grail!

[Nyerp]

not this shit again

[KonohaShinobi]

not this shit again

I think it's pretty much been done to death here.

[Samus Aran]

not this shit again

only did it once before

I think it's pretty much been done to death here.

only did it once before