The True Life Story of Fishhead McKenzie

[Chemriof]

Fishhead McKenzie was born in a wee Scotish village that no one gives two forks about. His father was a freshly cought sea bass and his mum was a lonly old whore with ass cancer and crabs. In a really forking gross act of sea bass/old whore lust, the poor beach got knocked up. OF course she couldnt/wouldnt/shouldnt/pouldnt tell anyone, so she moved to a hobo shack just outside of the village. She spent 9 months in a card borad box, living of breadcrumbs, dead cats, babies, and homless dudes. One day a hoard of weresheep(half man half sheep half wolf half godknowswhat) came into the hobo town and attack the poor poor people. IN A FIT of scream and pain the old whore went in to labor. When the cock clock struck 11:24 pm she gave birth to a full grown man with a fish for a head. She named him Fishhead and thought it was just the LCD kicking in (never put crack on ur pizza and then take LCD). After some introductery sex, Fishhead McKenzie put on his kilt and went out to kick ass. He usesed his burly scottish muschelas to hug the weresheep to death in a manly way. Within an hour of being born Fishhead McKenzie had kill 3467 weresheep and lost his verginity... twice. He also steped in sum dog shiz and then precided to stare at a near by dog untill it exploded.

As He became a zombie hunting space pirit chef, Fishhead McKenzie learn all the secrets of the universe and took its virginity. He fought bravly in the 7th division of the seventh batallion of the seventh unit in the eight year of World War 7(ATTACK OF THE SPACE NAZIS- COMING SOON TO A REPUBLICAN CON VENTION NEAR YOU.).  he  even shaved my life once, true story. He even chose no deal and made off with millions. He even one the game. Oneday he willed a cloning machine in to existance and cloned him self so he would have some one worth fighting. BUT WHICH IS THE REAL FISHHEAD McKENZIE?!?!
In the end he one but he got in one little fight and his mom got scared and he called her a stupid whore and moved to belair

[Nyerp]

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[Daddy]