So I just got turned down today ;-;

[The artist formally known]

give up on life, commit sucide.

[strongbad]

give up on life, commit sucide.

why

[YPrrrr]

why

so then he can make a thread on the news story of a stupid suicide.

Reaper's a collector of sorts

[FAMY2]

no

Just say no. It's too late now.
very smooth she'll believe that

tell her you met her on boyah too

That's the point. She will know it's sarcasm and that he realizes going out with her is a mistake.   caterpie;  It might bother her more. 

[strongbad]

She told me that she didn't actually want to go out with me, and then got mad at my for telling her that I liked her and stuff, since it made her feel bad. wat

[Meyer Lansky]

You twat, we told you to leave it alone.

She's trying to shift some of the guilt she feels onto you with her "anger". This current situation could have been easily avoided if you just kept it moving.

[Selkie]

eject now before the problem spreads to other girls.

They tend to talk about this kinda stuff.

You will not save it with her, but you can still keep it from transferring to other girls if you just stop the fuck texting her aaaaa

[strongbad]

but she keeps texting me
I keep trying to break the texting convo with stupid one word texts, like she will be like, "so yeah haley is over but she's such a bitch i don't know why"
and i'll be like, "cool"
and she's like, "Haha you're so funny! so what are you doing?"

that's why i thought she liked me. she must just be a texting whore or something

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but she keeps texting me
I keep trying to break the texting convo with stupid one word texts, like she will be like, "so yeah haley is over but she's such a bitch i don't know why"
and i'll be like, "cool"
and she's like, "Haha you're so funny! so what are you doing?"

that's why i thought she liked me. she must just be a texting whore or something

the "Haha you're so funny!" makes it sound like she's trying too hard to make up fior rejecting you and trying to make it seem like she likes you

[strongbad]

IDK
Texting is stupid

[Daddy]

IDK
Texting is stupid

cool

[Meyer Lansky]

There's a simple solution: DON'T TEXT HER BACK.

[strongbad]

There's a simple solution: DON'T TEXT HER BACK.

thats rude

[Meyer Lansky]

thats rude

So you mean to tell me that she deserves your respect?

[Daddy]

just shoot her