My aunt's dog is getting old :(

[Daddy]

Last night I had to bring him downstairs so I could let him outside to piss.  He had trouble walking back up the stairs.

Today he slipped while walking up the stairs.  I don't know how much longer he'll be able to walk up stairs.  I felt really bad when he fell :'(

Also, this dog ate rat poison a few years ago and only got sick, but he didn't die. I think rat poison is worse than chocolate. 

But yeah, what if he dies soon?

[YPrrrr]

Then he'll go to heaven

[Daddy]

Then he'll go to heaven

All dogs go to heaven.

[YPrrrr]

All dogs go to heaven.

Yeah. Has that joke been beaten to death yet?

[Socks]

But yeah, what if he dies soon?

Bury him?

[Daddy]

Yeah. Has that joke been beaten to death yet?

Yes, it's in hell though.

[ME##]

That really sucks, my grandmother's dog is getting old too and she's probably going to have to put her down within the next two months or so.    At least my grandmother doesn't have stairs at her house as I'm fairly certain she wouldn't be able to walk up them at all. :'(

[wawi]

My dog ate about 30 Hersey bars. I guess we had them for Halloween or something and he got into the closet and ate them all. He also ate some vanilla animal crackers. He had to get his stomach pumped.

[superclucky]

Sounds like my dad.

Today I needed to nurture him like 10 minutes ago because he apparently does not like jerky.
Also he kept spelling "N-N-N" and kept saying "mmmm".

I needed to keep him away from the stairwell in the basement; he keeps confusing it for the bathroom.

[ncba93ivyase]

Beat it over the head with a club and dump it in the neighbor's trash can.

I wouldn't let a disgusting beast like that live.

[Nate]

Beat it over the head with a club and dump it in the neighbor's trash can.

I wouldn't let a disgusting beast like that live.

Stop being a jackass.

Towards the end of my dog's life he didn't really have trouble with much. He had cataracts, and he got ran over because of it. But other then that, he was fine.

[C.Mongler]

My last dog died of dog cancer

[Nyerp]

Sounds like my dad.

Today I needed to nurture him like 10 minutes ago because he apparently does not like jerky.
Also he kept spelling "N-N-N" and kept saying "mmmm".

I needed to keep him away from the stairwell in the basement; he keeps confusing it for the bathroom.

how old is your dad?

Beat it over the head with a club and dump it in the neighbor's trash can.

I wouldn't let a disgusting beast like that live.

shut the fuck up

[superclucky]

how old is your dad?

shut the fuck up

Like around fortay.

[famy]

jmv

my doggy died 

our doggies will go to heaven and be bffs