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Started by [REDACTED], July 30, 2008, 10:44:40 AM

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anus

I used to have asthma, but its basically gone. I got thrush last summer suicide; .

dicks

Garahe

I'm alive, posting here. Something's fucked with the universe.
HOLY COW I'M TOTALLY GOING SO FAST-AW FUCK

Kalahari Inkantation


Himu

I'm losing my sight slightly each year lol

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Spunky on July 30, 2008, 07:16:43 PM
I'm losing my sight slightly each year lol

If I lost my sight I don't know what I'd do. edumacate;

Himu

Quote from: TECTRON on July 30, 2008, 07:23:57 PM
If I lost my sight I don't know what I'd do. edumacate;
I will most likely not lose it completely, but I will be nearsighted.  Today I misread an 8 as a B on a book. ;-;

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Spunky on July 30, 2008, 07:26:51 PM
I will most likely not lose it completely, but I will be nearsighted.  Today I misread an 8 as a B on a book. ;-;
I'm farsighted, if I stand up even the floor will look blurry. v;

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Quote from: Vostroya on July 30, 2008, 08:13:37 PM
That's nearsightedness.

I always get the two confused. edumacate;

Hiro

Quote from: TECTRON on July 30, 2008, 08:36:11 PM
I always get the two confused. edumacate;
no you were right the first time it is farsightedness

Houdini

Well, I had my adenoids removed when I was three years old, but I'm pretty sure it was just because I snored. What the fuck are adenoids, anyway?

superclucky

Quote from: Picasso on July 30, 2008, 08:46:58 PM
Well, I had my adenoids removed when I was three years old, but I'm pretty sure it was just because I snored. What the fuck are adenoids, anyway?
a sexy name for tonsils
kewns are smelly

Houdini

Quote from: Clucky on July 30, 2008, 09:03:45 PM
a sexy name for tonsils
Saying "adenoids" makes me go flaccid.  doodthing;

Hiro

Quote from: Vostroya on July 30, 2008, 09:52:12 PM
No.
QuoteHyperopia, also known as hypermetropia or colloquially as farsightedness or longsightedness, is a defect of vision caused by an imperfection in the eye (often when the eyeball is too short or when the lens cannot become round enough), causing inability to focus on near objects, and in extreme cases causing a sufferer to be unable to focus on objects at any distance. As an object moves toward the eye, the eye must increase its power to keep the image in focus on the retina. If the power of the cornea and lens is insufficient, as in hyperopia, the image will appear blurred.
Hyperopia is often confused with presbyopia [2][3], another condition that frequently causes blurry near vision. [4] Presbyopes who report good far vision typically experience blurry near vision because of a reduced accommodative amplitude brought about by natural aging changes with the crystalline lens.[4] It is also sometimes referred to as farsightedness, since in otherwise normally-sighted persons it makes it more difficult to focus on near objects than on far objects.[5]

Hiro

I thought the floor was near

The artist formally known

Quote from: Hiro on July 30, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
I thought the floor was near
it's pretty much reading (near) vs everything else (far)

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