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biggest slap in the face EVER

Started by Kalahari Inkantation, July 21, 2008, 09:51:25 PM

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Kalahari Inkantation

This happened almost a month ago, but I suddenly feel the need to tell you guys now. baddood;

So I did amazingly well in Biology this year. I got nothing below a 95 per quarter and I got two 100's in a row. My teacher and I believed that I could get a perfect 100 on the state final.
So the final comes along, and it's almost too easy. I flew through it in under an hour, and when I was finally finished I thought "Wow, I think I may have really gotten 100".

So a few weeks pass with me eagerly awaiting my grades. I needed to see that 100 as soon as possible.
Two or three days after everyone I knew got their grades, mine finally arrived in the mail. I WAS SO EXCITED.
I ripped the envelope to shreds and unfolded the report card. The first thing I look to is the Biology section. I take a look to the right, and...

93. I got a ninety-three, out of a possibly one hundred points.

I WAS SO DEPRESED FOR THE REST OF THAT WEEK smithicide;
I'm honestly thinking of retaking the test until I either
1: Get 100, or
2: Graduate. befuddlement

Anyway, what was your biggest "slap in the face"?

Geno

some chick slapped me in the face
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Hiro


The Speaker Of Words

Long story short:
I had the highest grade in the class. New grades posted. No longer highest. It sucked.
Not only that but I was fifth.

Feynman

Only got slapped by a girl once in sixth grade when I called her a nigger.

CutLess

The first inter-district math competition I was in was probably the biggest one I remember.  Basically, I worked with students who were in my grade, yet from different schools, and we did problem sets:  3 individual sets and 1 team set (which is where our teamwork actually mattered).

Anyways, each and every one of the problem sets were difficult, but I thought I did well on them - I thought I'd get mentioned at the awards ceremony for one of the individual sets, at least.

Of course, the slap in the face was that not only did I not get any awards or mentions, but no one in my district did.

we such at mathamaticks

YPrrrr

I was the best player in the All Star game... Highest average, most RBIs, and some great plays at first base, but they told me I couldn't win the MVP trophy because I was related to one of the coaches who would have a vote. Argh. At least in terms of accomplishments that's the biggest slap in my face.

Otherwise it would be the times my dad was extended on duty in Iraq right before he was scheduled to come home

ncba93ivyase

A woman slapped me in the face because I said her boyfriend was only using her for sex.

2 weeks later, she discovered I was right.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Kalahari Inkantation

i mean metaphorical slaps in the face guys akudood;

superclucky

a guy slapped me on the face because i was making fun of his mom and made him cry cry;
kewns are smelly

Houdini

Getting an A is a slap in the face?

Lozal

When I had a 98% in English, the teacher said that she wanted to keep my poetry, and said I was one of the best students she's ever had, yet I got no award at graduation.  >.<

[spoiler]I think it was because she overheard me saying to one of my friends that I never did my homework for English.  powerofone;[/spoiler]
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

Houdini

Quote from: Laurami on July 21, 2008, 10:45:48 PM
When I had a 98% in English, the teacher said that she wanted to keep my poetry, and said I was one of the best students she's ever had, yet I got no award at graduation.  >.<

[spoiler]I think it was because she overheard me saying to one of my friends that I never did my homework for English.  powerofone;[/spoiler]
You care about getting awards at graduation? I always get awards but I never show up to receive them.

Lozal

Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:47:41 PM
You care about getting awards at graduation? I always get awards but I never show up to receive them.
I was somewhat frustrated because the people who got the awards had B's as their grades and I had a fucking 98%.  >.<
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

Nyerp

HOLY SHIT A 93

WORST FUCKING GRADE EVER

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