A wizard has turned you into a whale

[Boyager]

fish have scales

Uh, it's a mammal

But their don't have fur either

Uh, it's a mammal

[Boyager]

I leap out of the water and give the wizard an immense full-body tackle, turning him into a splat and reversing the spell.

[Boyager]

I leap out of the water and give the wizard an immense full-body tackle, turning him into a splat and reversing the spell.

How dare you.

[Boyager]

fish have scales

are you stupid
whales are mammals and all mammals have at least a small amount of hair

[Boyager]

Uh, it's a mammal

So? Humans are also mammals, but we don't have fur; we have hair. Also, where does whale have fur?

[Boyager]

So? Humans are also mammals, but we don't have fur; we have hair. Also, where does whale have fur?

lol
you're an idiot

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone):  
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart.  

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again.

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone):  
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart.  

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again.

wtf

[Boyager]

lol
you're an idiot

Are you going to explain or are you just gonna call me an idiot?

[Boyager]

Are you going to explain or are you just gonna call me an idiot?

All mammals have a small amount of fur/hair, as I've stated before. Whales, being mammals, are no exception. While their hair isn't really visible unless you take a close look, they have small hairs covering most of their body,
like humans. We have a lot of hair on certain parts of out bodies, but the rest of it is covered in a few very small ones.

[Boyager]

All mammals have a small amount of fur/hair, as I've stated before. Whales, being mammals, are no exception. While their hair isn't really visible unless you take a close look, they have small hairs covering most of their body,
like humans. We have a lot of hair on certain parts of out bodies, but the rest of it is covered in a few very small ones.

That's all I needed to hear I hate private elementary schools :'(

[Boyager]

killer whale

not actually whale
thread is invalid :'(