I fucking hate smartcars

[Garahe]

Who the fuck came up with the idea for smartcars, anyways? Sure, they may be better for the environment.

I wouldn't hate them if they weren't a combination of tiny and fucking ugly. I mean seriously. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in one of those pieces of shit. But knowing my luck I'm going to be forced to drive one. I just hope I can get it wedged between some semis, where it truthfully belongs.

If you, or anyone you know, own a smartcar, please dispose of it in the cleanest way possible.

/minirant

(feel free to talk off-topic)

[wawi]

These?

If they are, I agree. They are all over Europe, too.

[Garahe]

These?

If they are, I agree. They are all over Europe, too.

Yeah, those little Queermobiles.

[Hiro]

Yeah. they're tiny, uncombortable, ugly, unsafe, and have nothing going for them, i didn't even know they were eco friendly 

[Garahe]

Yeah. they're tiny, uncombortable, ugly, unsafe, and have nothing going for them, i didn't even know they were eco friendly 

A dwarf man and his groceries couldn't fit in one of those things.

[Hiro]

A dwarf man and his groceries couldn't fit in one of those things.

LOL 

[Socks]

If you guys have ever been to Europe and seen the roads there you would understand. But they still suck.

[Garahe]

If you guys have ever been to Europe and seen the roads there you would understand. But they still suck.

I've heard they have tiny roads, yes. I can see tiny cars being used somewhere where there are tiny roads, but not somewhere where Hummers and Semis run free like the buffallo once did.

[wawi]

If you guys have ever been to Europe and seen the roads there you would understand. But they still suck.

I was there. They do need them for the parking in cities and driving on small roads. They are just very weird looking.

[Hiro]

I was there. They do need them for the parking in cities and driving on small roads. They are just very weird looking.

Vespa FTW

[Hiro]

They have those in this country?

I thought they were almost exclusively in Europe. I've never seen one here.

I agree, they're ugly, but it makes sense to have them in European countries where fuel prices are astronomical and physical space on roads and on property is very limited.

Vespa

[Will Smith]

Smartcars have been in Europe for AT LEAST 10 years (went to italy a loooong time ago, there were smartcars everywhere, too crowded in europe they need small cars)

[Selkie]

I've only seen one in real life here in the U.S.

[Garahe]

Smartcars have been in Europe for AT LEAST 10 years (went to italy a loooong time ago, there were smartcars everywhere, too crowded in europe they need small cars)

vespas>smartcars

[Hiro]

vespas>smartcars

Vespas FTW