Funny Blond Jokes

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[Boyager]

aahhh I made a typo in the title ;-;

[Boyager]

no such thing 

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone): 
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart. 

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again. 

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone): 
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart. 

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again. 

wtf

[Boyager]

there's no such thing. that would be like a funny holocaust. of course now some douche is going to be all "oh but the holocaust IS funny hahahahaha jews suck".

[Boyager]

What's a blonde's favorite sport? Lickin your nutsack

[Boyager]

OK OK SO THERS A BLAND AND AN NOT BLAND ON A BAR AN THE BLAND WAS DUM HAHAHAHA

[Boyager]

Lame

[Boyager]

OK OK SO THERS A BLAND AND AN NOT BLAND ON A BAR AN THE BLAND WAS DUM HAHAHAHA

omg lol roflamo good 1

[Boyager]

Wait, we make blond jokes, besides the ones in this thread?

[Boyager]

OK OK SO THERS A BLAND AND AN NOT BLAND ON A BAR AN THE BLAND WAS DUM HAHAHAHA

This is by far the greatest joke I've ever heard.