Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

Don't do that again. I know who you are. It doesn't solve anything. 

Are you sure?

[Boyager]

i like watching disney channel. ;-;

[Boyager]

I'M NOT NOTICING ANY WEIGHT CHANGES
except how the sides of my tummy are getting smaller, but the center of it is still a tummy pouch ;_;

[Boyager]

my tummy is tiny

[Boyager]

ew i have love handles and i hate it 

[Boyager]

ew i have love handles and i hate it 

no i don't have love handles, it's just on the center of my tummy

[Boyager]

i eat bricks

all kinds

[Boyager]

I want to die.

[Beta]

I guess I'm ready to confess this.

I'm a dumbass.



I only came to this continent because my gay lover told me to. It was a hell of a long trip, and birds kept shitting on my head. I got mad and spat at them, but the spit ended on my face in the end. I swear I saw a dog on water, but I was hallucinating from lack of sleep so it could have just been my imagination.

My ship was raided by pirates, but fortunately I killed them before they did too much harm. They were white, so maybe no one cares that I killed them. At least I'm on good terms with my fellow Asians.

I almost got high when a sign told me to,  but I remembered I was hallucinating so I quickly recovered. At night, I would throw cigarettes in the ocean to show them how much I hate them. I feel sorry now. They didn't deserve it.

When I finally got here, I was shocked at what I saw: Porn everywhere. I mean why no hentai? Are they racist? A white guy looked at me and said something in english, which I didn't know back then and I can't remember what he said.

I saw a candy store. Back then I had no idea what candy was, so I ignored it thinking it to be evil, like my gay lover thinks our tax collector is. You have no idea how much he cost us.

I think I saw a beautiful dragon. I won't go into detail about that, so use your imagination!

That's my confession and I hope you enjoyed it.


I'm so sorry.

[Boyager]

 I am pretty sure I do.   

[Boyager]

Are you sure?

Yes I think I am.

[Non Phixion]

I am JMV's alt.

[Boyager]

I am JMV's alt.

 

I am your secret admirer's alt.    caterpie;

[Boyager]

I'm a penis with legs.

[Boyager]

Yes I think I am.

Then who do you think it is?