If you had to brutally murder the above poster.

[Hiro]

slowly heat a pot of water to 100Ã,° and boil you, and then feed you to something idk

lazy. :\

[Kalahari Inkantation]

slowly heat a pot of water to 100Ã,° and boil you, and then feed you to something idk

build my own metal gear and kill him like Liquid did Grey Fox

[Hiro]

build my own metal gear and kill him like Liquid did Grey Fox

Push you into a volcano and eat your torched remains.

[Wrench]

ban him from Boyah and let him suffer until he finally dies

[Hiro]

ban him from Boyah and let him suffer until he finally dies

D:

[CutLess]

While H I R O was washing his face, he also felt a strange tingling that was much different than water.  He didn't notice anything was wrong until he looked closer in the mirror in front of him:  his face was peeling off as if it were a mask.  He'd run out of the room he was in, inevitably getting "water" all over himself, and he'd end up running to his phone.

He'd drop his phone as he looked into the eyes of his killer.

And that killer would be some white-face clown, holding only a gun.  I'd explain to him that I tainted the water, making it peel his skin off and making his clothes explode by the touch of fire.  When he would finally realize what the second part meant, I would use my gun, which was actually a flamethrower.  Fortunately for him, he would still be alive, but it wouldn't be for long.

I'd take my laughing gas and spray it on him, while setting the room on fire.  This combination would completely deprive him of oxygen, killing him in a quite painful death.

I'd leave the room and body.

[Sam]

Invite him to a haircut at my barbershop, and when my colleague walks in halfway through the brarbery, I would hand him the straight razor. He would be hesitant and refuse, but I would force it upon him and say "TAKE THE RAZOR AND CUT THIS FUCKING RUSSE!" At this point he would snatch the razor, grip it tightly, and as CutLess started in fright my colleague would drive the razor edge into his throat.

I just watched Eastern Promises. 

I'd dangle him off a building by his pretty hair. 

I think eventually that might result in death.

[The spy who loves you]

Uh, the person would have to fall, they wouldn't die just from dangling.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Uh, the person would have to fall, they wouldn't die just from dangling.

hat if you had them up there for days and they dehydrated and/or starved to death
or had a heart attack

[LCK]

These "Above Poster" threads are beginning to get fucking annoying.

[The spy who loves you]

hat if you had them up there for days and they dehydrated and/or starved to death
or had a heart attack

Then that would be death from the starvation and dehydration or heart attack, you could do that without dangling someone from a building.

[Sam]

These "Above Poster" threads are beginning to get fucking annoying.

I think they're fun.

Then that would be death from the starvation and dehydration or heart attack, you could do that without dangling someone from a building.

I just want an excuse to touch his hair.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Bash her over the head with a baseball bat and shove it down her throat.  caterpie;

idk

leave her at the street so the dogs could eat her.

[Chris (JayJay)]

God damn, these threads are getting anoying.Wasn't there a rule to ban anyone who makes these sorts of threads?

idk go find it

[Selkie]

tape you to chair, slice face, cut off ear, cover you in gas and light you on fire.