The above poster you will father/bear your children

[KonohaShinobi]

also describe how well they will do.

If it's a same sex deal, how well will they be as parents.

[ME##]

worst parent on the face of the planet

[KonohaShinobi]

worst parent on the face of the planet

:'(

[Hiro]

Make a decent mom, but a shitty wife

[Sam]

Double nigger 

Might have heard of this person, not sure. 

[Hiro]

Best wife and mom ever

[Sam]

Best wife and mom ever

Who said anything about marriage? 

[YPrrrr]

Rawl/Mariomaniac21/Raul/WTFRAWL/  

RAWL... would make sure our kids don't become idiots or it's the belt

idk, i love rawl

[Hiro]

Sam, you said You'd only fuck who you love so of course we'd be married eventually

[Sam]

I'm male and if we're gay I'm the man. 

Will forcefully encourage our kids play warhammer. 

[Sam]

Sam, you said You'd only fuck who you love so of course we'd be married eventually

Right, because everyone gets married to who they've fallen in love with.

[YPrrrr]

... My children might be short :'(

Is that a Spanish joke? 

only if you want it to be

[KonohaShinobi]

Sam: Will dress our children up as Tom and Timmy Nook, as i dress as Tom Nook and she will be the female animal crossing character for Otakon.

[YPrrrr]

Will ignore my needs and hit on that emo member with the jew nose when I'm not looking

[KonohaShinobi]

Will ignore my needs and hit on that emo member with the jew nose when I'm not looking

lolwut