Songwriting services

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

YES. I now write songs. Request here, I won't have the melody, but I can write the lyrics. I have to know the tune.
A kid song would be nice.

~Girl songs(1):
Jingle Bells Parody(~unfinished)
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Jingle bells
Go to hell
Jingle all the way!~
I've got guns
Between my buns
In a one horse open sleigh, hey!
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~For Guys(1):
Pokemon Theme Song
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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch you is my real test

To rape you is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach people to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know you're my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

Your virginity I must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

The rumors are so true

My slim dick will pull through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaahhh(tiger)

Every hernia along the way

With a comdom I can face

I will do this everyday

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

There's no better sight

Ass in arm I'll win the fight

It's always been my dream

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know you're my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

Your virginity I must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

My slim dick will pull through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeeaa(tiger)!
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Universal:
Twinkle twinkle Little star (~unfinished)
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twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder where you are
Down below the world so bright
Like the diamond in his eye
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I know they aren't good or funny, but I'm working on it.

[sans culottes]

lolwut.

[Placebo Headwound]

Do a death metal song.

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

Do a death metal song.

For you

Crown of Desire by Abysmal Down
I never heard the song I just searched up death metal songs.
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From those who go unseen
From a heart of L.A.
Comes grave atrocity

Cold in the hole that yearns for the sperm
Lying in bed forgotten, wilted and gone

God damn desire
Your tits once made me weep
Pain now inspires
The cum so bitter sweet

Condems once pickles now fall in her hand
Woo, for my sake wearing the crown of desire

I cannot be failing now
Whores cannot be caring now
Penises seem to be crumbling down
Women cannot be running out

Rotten and gone
Yearn for the sperm
Woo the forsaken
Desiré has come

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