I must destroy this shit computer.

Garahe · June 19, 2008, 03:39:23 PM

It reboots whenever the flying fuck it feels like it. It lags in low-poly games, even though it has a "top of the line" graphics card. The speakers are a pile of shit. The monitor? Well thats the only thing that has a chance of being salvaged. Everything else in this computer is shit. Everything. I swear, its like my requests to upgrade it so it doesn't fall to shit-dom (like it has now) are ignored. What the fuck am I talking about, my requests to upgrade this chunk of silicates and plastic has been denied every single fucking time.

So gradually, when everyone else is playing the most epic games ever, I'll be playing... what... Solitaire?

If I had the chance, I'd tie the computer tower to a metal pole. Then I'd weld the pole to a flatbed truck. I would get the driver to barrel down an empty stretch of highway, causing the "computer" case to be damaged irreparably, while me and my best pals shoot the damned thing until it MELTS.