I learned how to swim yesterday

mario583 · June 13, 2008, 04:58:29 AM

Null Vote.

It took you this long?

strongbad · June 13, 2008, 06:32:26 AM

I swam 300 meters in swim team yesterday

Trini · June 13, 2008, 08:01:15 AM

Quote from: JMV on June 12, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
He's black.

I'm black and I learned when I was 8.

Maybe next time JMV

[hedy]Zidone · June 13, 2008, 09:13:15 AM

Every single time I've tried to learn, I've failed miserably.

Walter · June 13, 2008, 09:38:04 AM

Quote from: Dave on June 13, 2008, 06:32:26 AM
I swam 300 meters in swim team yesterday

I swim between 3000-5000 meters during the school year.

Kalahari Inkantation · June 13, 2008, 10:47:34 AM

I can't swim at all.

Socks · June 13, 2008, 08:20:57 PM

Quote from: Derren T. Sebring on June 13, 2008, 10:47:34 AM
I can't swim at all.

Why didn't the negro cross the bridge...? ^

C.Mongler · June 13, 2008, 08:41:17 PM

I don't remember a time where I 'learned' to swim. It just sort of came naturally

Hermione Granger · June 13, 2008, 09:46:25 PM

negros can't swim

Kalahari Inkantation · June 14, 2008, 11:45:39 AM

Quote from: Socks on June 13, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
Why didn't the negro cross the bridge...? ^

the kkk was up there

Socks · June 14, 2008, 08:25:55 PM

Quote from: Derren T. Sebring on June 14, 2008, 11:45:39 AM
the kkk was up there

They burn bridges, not cross them.

strongbad · June 14, 2008, 10:11:45 PM

Quote from: Zyphet on June 13, 2008, 09:38:04 AM
I swim between 3000-5000 meters during the school year.

I meant 3000. I forgot a zero...

Kalahari Inkantation · June 15, 2008, 09:44:54 AM

Quote from: Socks on June 14, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
They burn bridges, not cross them.

what's the punchline