Good pickup lines (part deux)

Full Metal Ryder · June 09, 2008, 11:20:09 AM

Slow down fo me
Ah you movin too fast
My fangas keep slippin
I'm tryna grip dat ass

Ringo · June 09, 2008, 11:30:23 AM

"Hi my name's Theodore Bundy, friends call me Ted."

Houdini · June 09, 2008, 11:33:59 AM

"My name is Albert Fish, but my friends like to call me Ringo"

Kalahari Inkantation · June 09, 2008, 02:29:28 PM

hi i'm reefer <3

Ringo · June 09, 2008, 02:32:32 PM

If I was going to re-arrange the alphabet I'd move I as far from U as possible.

Hiro · June 09, 2008, 02:34:02 PM

I would like to place my genitals inside of yours.

Feynman · June 09, 2008, 03:02:42 PM

hey baby i've got a solid state drive

Ezloﺕ · June 09, 2008, 03:16:52 PM

I lost my number, can I have yours?

V · June 09, 2008, 03:19:05 PM

Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me; don't you know who the fuck I am?

Kalahari Inkantation · June 09, 2008, 03:21:19 PM

I heard you're sweet; can I have a taste?

Socks · June 09, 2008, 06:25:38 PM

Quote from: V on June 09, 2008, 03:19:05 PM
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me; don't you know who the fuck I am?

You can't run bitch, you can't run, I got your raincoat.

YPrrrr · June 10, 2008, 06:27:45 PM

Quote from: Hiro on June 09, 2008, 02:34:02 PM
I would like to place my genitals inside of yours.

Now I really want to see a gay person put that pick up line into use

Full Metal Ryder · June 10, 2008, 06:31:21 PM

badmaomchacoaufcha Yeahhhhhhh