Type in your first and last name

[j o e i n c]

into google and what do you get

i get a swimming thing

[Daddy]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-balco051006&am

[ME##]

A sculptor.

[LCK]

My dad's obituary is the first thing that comes up.

http://www.boldtfuneralhome.com/tupamichaelobituary.htm

[Wrench]

http://www.last.fm/music/Green+Day/+fans

[don't let's]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-balco051006&am

In any other case, James Valente would be a forgotten perp, someone doing his time anonymously.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There's another fucking loser with my exact name. I THOUGHT MY LAST NAME WAS UNIQUE

[wawi]

Grateful Dead- Slipknot (tablature) At least that is what the title of the page says.



It's some paper a guy did for YSU. I think that's Youngstown State University

[Daddy]

In any other case, James Valente would be a forgotten perp, someone doing his time anonymously.

If I do James Valente -Balco -pdf
I get my digg account on the third result and some facebook results second.

[Sam]

Apparaently there's some chick in sta trek named Sam/ Samantha Carter, and people are constantly writing fanfics about her and some captain named Jack O'Neill.

Somehow I have like a million of "Sam O'Neill" and "Samantha O'Neill" results, all from Star Trek fanfics.

[Houdini]

Apparaently there's some chick in sta trek named Sam/ Samantha Carter, and people are constantly writing fanfics about her and some captain named Jack O'Neill.

Somehow I have like a million of "Sam O'Neill" and "Samantha O'Neill" results, all from Star Trek fanfics.

Samantha O'Neill? Excuse me while I steal your identity.

[FAMY2]

 There is another me living in Ohio. She likes the same music and everything. 

[Tomboh]

There is another me living in Ohio. She likes the same music and everything. 

is she as pretty cjlubdoods;

[FAMY2]

is she as pretty cjlubdoods;

Yes. But she has dark hair. I have light hair.

[Tomboh]

Yes. But she has dark hair. I have light hair.

i thought you had dark hair