Unexpected Random Good Events

[Sam]

The run itself is about 2 miles, I run it twice for 4 miles total. Also, the distance wasn't that far, about 100 feet I'd say. I could make out their faces and breasts ok but it was not a really detailed viewing.

Also, identity theft?

Identity theft.. what? I have no idea what you're talking about dear. >.>

[Socks]

That was in response to Snorkel on page one dear.

[Sam]

That was in response to Snorkel on page one dear.

Oh.

You shouldn't have made it clear you weren't talking to me, dear. 

[Socks]

You shouldn't have made it clear you weren't talking to me, dear. 

This makes no sense, dear.

[Sam]

This makes no sense, dear.

shutup asshole. 

[Feynman]

I was in the mall minding my own business, standing next to the earrings kiosk watching infants and children get their ears pierced like every time I find myself in the mall. I'm watching this baby when all of a sudden three sweet little lolis dressed in very short jeans and skirts come my way. They come by me and one asks, "Can I take a picture with you?" and I just respond in confusion and flattery, "Uh, OK." One of them pulls out an LG Voyager, takes a picture of us, and they happily pranced away.

[Socks]

shutup asshole.

Ok, but I'm opening yours later, dear. 

[Sam]

I was in the mall minding my own business, standing next to the earrings kiosk watching infants and children get their ears pierced like every time I find myself in the mall. I'm watching this baby when all of a sudden three sweet little lolis dressed in very short jeans and skirts come my way. They come by me and one asks, "Can I take a picture with you?" and I just respond in confusion and flattery, "Uh, OK." One of them pulls out an LG Voyager, takes a picture of us, and they happily pranced away.

As weird as that sounds, I've done that to people before. 

[Feynman]

Also, there was this one time I was in the Apple store checking out the sweet iMacs and a girl and her friend walks in. One of them walked towards me and played with the computer next to me. She looked towards me, as I was concentrating on the beauty of Leopard, and the girl just kept asking technology related questions in a fake slutty and dumb-blond voice. I'm not sure if she was flirting with me or being serious but staring into those gorgeous eyes was amazingly and surprisingly orgasmic.

[Sam]

Ok, but I'm opening yours later, dear. 

Oh no you're not, dear. 

[Socks]

Oh no you're not, dear.

But how will you please me? 

[superclucky]

But how will you please me? 

with Hershey kisses and a fake hug <3

[Sam]

But how will you please me? 

What clucky said, dear.

[Socks]

What clucky said, dear.

Only if you and Clucky do it at the same time.