Sexual fetishes...

[Sam]

I forgot about like, my only huge sexual fetish.

Sex/masturbation in public.

why are you all ignoring my awesome fetsh?

SEX IN PUBLIC.

How can you not want it? ;-;

[Nyerp]

MUSCLE GROWTH & TRANSFORMATION

[Feynman]

I think it'd be amazing to do a girl while she was in spandex or something. Tough, but amazing.

I'm talking about just the sliding down of pants, and not full nudity.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'm talking about just the sliding down of pants, and not full nudity.

I'm not talking about full nudity either.

[Socks]

Neither of you two know what you're blabbering about. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Neither of you two know what you're blabbering about. 

you make that sound like a bad thing

[Socks]

you make that sound like a bad thing

What else does a bad thing sound like? 

[Himu]

I forgot about like, my only huge sexual fetish.

Sex/masturbation in public.

why are you all ignoring my awesome fetsh?

SEX IN PUBLIC.

How can you not want it? ;-;

I agree with sex in public.

But I don't know about masturbation.

[Nyerp]

also big hot muscle men

[Socks]

Sex in public is not fun people, trust me on that one.

[Hiro]

I wear boxer briefs too.

[Title27GT]

Incest, if it counts.

[Sam]

Sex in public is not fun people, trust me on that one.

Why noooot?

[Socks]

Why noooot?

Well, for more pragmatic reasons one, it's rushed, it's uncomfortable, distracted and not proper.
For more, lets say, obvious reasons it's too stupid unless really joking around or too desperate.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Long hair, if that counts.

Also, i'm more turned on by a girl in just a bra and panties than one that's fully naked.

* Blaziken starts counting on his fingers

A nice rack turns me on as well, and nice curves. Stick thin girls turn me off.

Bah whatever