My Horrific Experiences With the Larantula (Children Beware, Scary Stuff Ahead)

[Boyager]

I say children beware, because the following story may...shock you.

I don't just mean in a sickening way, I mean in a stomach lurching- "God I wish I never knew about this" kind of way.

The Larantula is a being beyond disbelief and something that most people have never heard of, in fact it might go by a different name to others altogether. My grandfather- now deceased, used to tell this legend around the campfire when I was 8-12.

One week ago I was in my room watching television and relaxing when I saw what looked like a person on my lawn, just standing there. It was dead of night and he was very thin and stalky- and my initial reaction was to call the police, but soon I realized that this wasn't a homeless man.

The body looked burned really terribly all over. And it was clutching its head and there was a tinny, chittering noise coming from it. I wasn't sleepy, or drunk, just perfectly levelheaded and sane when I witnessed it.

But it looked really hollow, like it was going to jump across the field in a blink of an eye and be gone. Then it opened its arms and revealed to me it had what looked like a doll in its arms, and it started tugging.

It was a figure, like a baby, but seriously deformed. The skin was grayed and cracked- and I would not venture outside to gain a closer look. This was from my window, in fact. The skeletal corpse brought the figure to its mouth, cackled this deep- terrifying cackle, and bit into the baby's neck.

It rubbed its belly- which was when I noticed that whatever it was, it was bare naked. There was screaming and crunching as it devoured the child in less than 10 seconds and cackled. Like an old computer modem squealing out of holes in its cheeks. It wasn't laughing or screaming- it was engaging in some sort of bizarre processing. It walked into the woods, not lurching. It strolled into the woods- but there was no joint movement in the knees, it's legs shot up in the air like a wind up soldier in slow motion and it was gone.

Called police immediately after and told them what I saw, but after a few moments I realized it was pointless after the conversation got nowhere very quickly. The average policeman or woman isn't smart enough, nor does he or she care enough to pursue things of this nature further.

I have pictures, and audio- but am tenacious to supply them here as people don't take things like this that seriously here. If there is an interest in hearing further of this (There is a LOT more) I would be willing to share.

Until then, take care all.

[Boyager]

tl;dr larantura lulz

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penis

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vagina

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Terrible.

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more

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lol, more.

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how do you know it's a larantula.

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Bump. :[