Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.

[Riosan]

Neji Tried to go to his room but there was already someone in there. Hinata lay on his bed, crying. Neji paused, unsure of whether to leave her to mourn Naruto's death in peace, but she had already noticed him, so he had no choice but to sit on the bed next to his cousin

"Why did he have to go?" Hinata said softly. Neji said nothing, but looked into her eyes. How like his own they were... She sniffled, but stopped crying.

"Ever since Father died, I've been so lonely. I haven't had anyone except Naruto..." Neji continued to stare at her, "... and you" she finished.

"Hinata..." he began, but to his great surprise, his cousin flung herself on him and he fell back down on the bed, smothered. Without speaking, he stroked her hair. It smelled faintly sweet, but how could he not have noticed before?

Then, without warning, Hinata leant in to kiss him, but he was too stunned to move. He had an erection. But before their lips touched, she withdrew.

"You're... you're my cousin," she said. "This is madness..." but Neji was already on his feet. "This is spartaaaaaaa!" he yelled, and he kicked her into a hole.


I lol'd.  gentleman;

[Gambit17]

I lol'd as well.  roman;

[iWolf]

He forgot to add the "This is blasphemy" line.

[Dawei]

Spartans! What! Are your! professions?!?!?!  roman;

Anyway, wonderful story. It was so full of suspense  china;

[SBKT]

They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards

[mariofreak55]

That was stupid.

[SBKT]

Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-

[MARIOMANIAC21]

 I chuckled

[Ricky]

Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC,

[SBKT]

Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC,

Yeah, it does. The title.

Why the hell was he browsing the message boards to begin with?

[Blaze-Senpai]

6/10 china;

[Riosan]

Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC,

Yeah, it does. The title.

Why the lavaland was he browsing the message boards to begin with?

Um, maybe because Boyah and Outsider were dead, as well as NSider.

[Bushy]

Shoulda said this is incest v;

[Gambit17]

They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards

No...you have the wrong order. Hinata acts as the Persian emissary, who says "this is blasphemy..this is MADNESS"
Then Neji would act as king Leonidas who says "THIS, IS, SPARTAA" and kicks her into the whole. Writer is not a fucknut my friend.

[SBKT]

They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards

No...you have the wrong order. Hinata acts as the Persian emissary, who says "this is blasphemy..this is MADNESS"
Then Neji would act as king Leonidas who says "THIS, IS, SPARTAA" and kicks her into the whole. Writer is not a fucknut my friend.

Hinata made the move. Logically, in a NORMAL case, Hinata would play the Leonidas ther, but I'm not the one who writes this, so, whatever.