so today in bio

[Kalahari Inkantation]

In Biology, 2nd period, we were taking a test on evolution. I was breezing through it and managed to finish while no one else did.
Anyway, about half-way through the period, the teacher makes the most surprised expression ever and says something like "Oh my God". The look on her face was priceless.

A dog had just walked in through the door.

The rest of the period was pretty hectic. Almost nobody but myself managed to finish the test, and everyone turned their attention towards the new class mascot.
He seemed to be  unowned, so, unfortunately, the school decided to call animal control. I hope they don't kill him. ;-;

itt strange occurrences in class

[Daddy]

When I was in first grade my dog followed me to school; he somehow got into the classroom.  I had to bring him home. 

[guff]

one time a homeless man followed me to school then he touched himself and then he ran

[Daddy]

one time a homeless man followed me to school then he touched himself and then he ran

are you sure he was homeless and not just lonely