I FUCKING HATE JAVA

[Daddy]

JDJLKAJKF
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FFUCKING

FUCK YOU ASSERTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I'VE WRITTEN FIVE DAMN PROGRAMS THIS WEEKEND AND NOW I NEED TO DO THIS ASSERTION SHIT I HATE IT DAMMIT JAVA FUCK YOU

[36chambers]

jmv 

[Ricky]

I've been pissed with JS lately. Php I can handle.

Does Java return errors?

[Daddy]

I've been pissed with JS lately. Php I can handle.

Does Java return errors?

AASSKDJFKLSF

james-valentes-computer:~ jamesvalente$ cd ./Desktop/java
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$ java -ea AssertTest
Enter a number between 0 and 10: 20
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.AssertionError: bad number: 20
        at AssertTest.main(AssertTest.java:15)
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$ java -ea AssertTest
Enter a number between 0 and 10: 4
You entered 4
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$

ASSSERTSIONSSFKLAS HELP WITH IT

[YPrrrr]

Can't you just do this with Ricky in PMs or something?

[Ricky]

Have fun, my friend. Have fun.

[Daddy]

Can't you just do this with Ricky in PMs or something?

No, I needed some way to vent.

You try coding for two days entirely.

IT DRIVES YOU FUCKING INSANE

[Daddy]

I CAN SEE THE MATRIX

[Ricky]

DO NOT LET THE CODE BEAT YOU

YOU ARE IN CHARGE. SHOW THE CODE. BE THE CODE.

[Socks]

Gibberish.

[Daddy]

Gibberish.

// CodeTester.java

package inventorywarehouse;
import java.util.Scanner;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
import javax.swing.*;
public class CodeTester {
   
       
   
    String sku;
    double price;
    int quantity;
    String itemdesc;
   
   
    public CodeTester() {
    }
    public static void main(String[] args) {
       Scanner input = new Scanner( System.in );
        final char YES = 'Y';
        final char NO = 'N';
        final char QUIT = 'Q';
              
        final int INV_NUMBER = 5; // Represents the numbers to be entered for testing purpose
        InventoryExtended []invarray  = new  InventoryExtended [INV_NUMBER]; // create and define the array
       
       
       System.out.println( "DICKS"); //
       System.out.println( "================================================\n");
      
       System.out.println( "The Records are being Generated,Pls Wait ......\n");
       System.out.printf("%6s%13s%18s%22s\n", "SKU","Price","Quantity","Description");
      
       // Loop for populating the array
      
       for (int dbase =0; dbase < INV_NUMBER;dbase ++) {
           invarray [dbase] = new InventoryExtended ("Number" + dbase,dbase * dbase, dbase * dbase * dbase,"Yoghurt Milk");   
       }
      
       Warehouse code = new WarehouseExtended  (invarray,INV_NUMBER);
       System.out.println (code);
             
          
     
      while (true){
           
            String ask = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null,"Do You want To Read A Particular Record");
           
            if (ask == null)
                break;
           
            if (ask.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES) {
               
                String read = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, String.format(" Type The Record Index number" +
                        " Between 1 And %d.", INV_NUMBER));
                int index = Integer.parseInt(read);
               
                if (index == 0) {
                    JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Key in The Value You Would Like" +
                            " To Read Between 1 and %d",INV_NUMBER),
                            "MAJOR ERROR: Out Of Bounds", JOptionPane.ERROR_MESSAGE);
                } else {
                    JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("This is The Record For The Index Value %s:\n %s",
                            index, code.readRecord(index-1)));
                    System.out.println(code.readRecord(index-1));
                }
               
            } else {
               
                String help = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, "Do you want to Delete A Record From The Inventory List?\n");
               
                if (help == null)
                    break;
               
                if (help.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES) {
                    String delete = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, String.format("Type The Product Index Value\n" +
                            " You Would Like To Delete: Between 1 And %d.", INV_NUMBER), "Warning: Deletion to be done", JOptionPane.WARNING_MESSAGE);
                   
                    int rec = Integer.parseInt(delete);
                   
                    if (rec == 0) {
                        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Please Enter A Value Between 1 and %d", INV_NUMBER)
                        , "MAJOR ERROR: Out Of Bounds", JOptionPane.ERROR_MESSAGE);
                    } else {
                        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Here Is The Record You Have Just Deleted:\n %s", code.readRecord(rec-1)));
                        System.out.println(code.readRecord(rec-1));
                        code.removeRecord(rec-1);
                        System.out.println(code.toString());
                    }
                   
                } else {
                    String exit = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, "Would You Like To Exit From This Program");
                    if (exit.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES){
                        break;
                    }
                }
            }
           
        }
    } // End the main method
} // End the class

[superclucky]

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[Socks]

<Dumb>Fuck this shit, on a shit scale it would be a numerical value of 0, representing penis. </Dumb>

[Daddy]

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font-size:9000px;
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if ($user_info['username']=="superclucky")
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[superclucky]

if ($user_info['username']=="superclucky")
include("suckjmvsdick.php");

You'd have youknowwho to do that. ;o)