So I went to prison yesterday.

[ncba93ivyase]

It was called MTX or something like that. There weren't any complete nuts, since most were just average people that made a mistake and were thrown away by society; the hardened criminals were all at the women's prison and Riverside, neither of which I went to since there were three groups assigned to one prison each.

Honestly, I felt bad for most of the people there, just knowing one little mistake, whether it harmed someone or not, is costing them a large chunk of their lives. One guy simply groped a woman's behind and was charged for aggravated sexual assault, serving 8 years in prison. He never did anything else wrong and is eligible for parole in a few weeks since he's tried to be as respectable and helpful in prison as he can, but it's just sad that the government deprived him of that much of his life for doing something that only left a woman embarrassed for thirty seconds. I'm not saying every man should go out and grab some asses, but honestly, how is tossing a man that just did something silly in with people that intentionally deprived another of their life going to prove beneficial? Just two weeks in prison for a little mistake like that would make me feel awful for the rest of my life, so I can't imagine losing almost a decade of my life.

There was another man that was high on marijuana and kicked his door down and shot his girlfriend's head off with a shotgun. A college graduate with an excellent job, but he was under the influence of drugs and couldn't think straight. He's serving a life sentence but may be eligible for parole in a few years. He has already served 19 years and said prison hasn't helped him at all, and it was the guilt and knowing he lost the only person that ever loved him that pushed him to reform himself.

Most of the guys there were listed as trustees and could thus work in the kitchen or monitor other inmates and walk around, but it's terrible knowing you're bound to a few acres of land and can't leave until the government thinks you've paid them a sufficient amount of time rather than judging you by how you've reformed yourself

Also, the library had about 100 children's books and a few thousand law books. If you don't feel like reading either of those, you can play ping pong or cards.

[Houdini]

What did you do?

[ncba93ivyase]

What did you do?

i'm the best student in criminal justice

[guff]

You should've stayed.

[ncba93ivyase]

I also forgot to add that there were four lesbians on our bus, giving massages and kissing and all that.

[strongbad]

I also forgot to add that there were four lesbians on our bus, giving massages and kissing and all that.

Were they pretty?

[ncba93ivyase]

Were they pretty?

Two of them were gorgeous.

As always, there's a fine looking lass with a woman manlier than I am.

[NOA_Haunted]

Two of them were gorgeous.

As always, there's a fine looking lass with a woman manlier than I am.

You should have killed him.

[Title27GT]

I'm pretty sure there's only one prison in New York, and it's north of Albany up in Auburn.

I don't plan on going there any time soon.

[sans culottes]

Even though that potsmoker was high, he still killed someone. Lawlz, are you gonna blame the drugs now?  :'(

[ncba93ivyase]

Even though that potsmoker was high, he still killed someone. Lawlz, are you gonna blame the drugs now?  :'(

the drugs inhibited his ability to think clearly and he couldn't even really think when he killed his girlfriend but when he choose to get high his mind was stable

[guff]

the drugs inhibited his ability to think clearly and he couldn't even really think when he killed his girlfriend but when he choose to get high his mind was stable

I wasn't aware that marijuana alone could make someone homicidal.
Outside of Reefer Madness, that is.

[ncba93ivyase]

I wasn't aware that marijuana alone could make someone homicidal.
Outside of Reefer Madness, that is.

I need to see that movie.

and thats not wut I sed

[Jester]

I don't plan on going there any time soon.

You'd fit in better at the insane asylum in Buffalo.