You know you live in the ghetto when...

[Daddy]

People ring your doorbell and ask if Jaekwon is home. 


It just happened to me. 

[Wrench]

Members of forum may not be who they claim to be

tell the truth, jmv

[Lovefoxxx]

word [/for lack of a better one]

[Geno]

do you get daily drive by shootings JMV?

[Daddy]

do you get daily drive by shootings JMV?

not yet

[YPrrrr]

In my old neighborhood an ex-con went door to door asking if he could rake leaves or shovel walks for some cash. If he got paid up front he did about half the job and then took off

[superclucky]

my neighbor harbors a bunch of people in his garage and some of them are drug addicts and the house across from me is a bunch of black people that keep fucking talking so god damn loud with the puerto ricans

[Ezloﺕ]

i was walking down the stairs when i saw this guy lying on the stairs rolling up weed on a piece of paper

[Full Metal Ryder]

I used to live in a suburb 5 minutes outside of Chicago, it's pretty rough now, kids my age are selling dope... well it was always hoodish I guess.

[Title27GT]

I used to live in a suburb 5 minutes outside of Chicago, it's pretty rough now, kids my age are selling dope... well it was always hoodish I guess.

The problem with Chicago is that they don't understand that to attract tourism you need more than just downtown to be nice

[Full Metal Ryder]

The problem with Chicago is that they don't understand that to attract tourism you need more than just downtown to be nice

True.

Chicago has some good fucking food though.

[sans culottes]

one time a called me with wrong number and was looking for shaniqua or something, so i was just like 'um no, she's not here right now'.

[Socks]

When pissing outside does not attract people's attention, yet a semi ok dressed white kid walking makes heads turn like I'm a fucking alien or something.

[Ringo]

When someone yells "Ho-down!" everyone assumes their sister has been shot.

You know you live in the ghetto when everytime someone asks to borrow sugar, you think they mean cocaine.

You know you live in the ghetto when the number of murders in your neighborhood outnumbers the number of parking violations.

You know you live in the ghetto when the ice-cream mans vehicle has bulletproof glass.

[Daddy]

one time a called me with wrong number and was looking for shaniqua or something, so i was just like 'um no, she's not here right now'.

can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get any of my work done
cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
"Na, Shaniqua moved out last year, I think you have the wrong number.
This is Little T."
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
"Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This aint Shaniqua's house this aint her phone. And don't call back again,
cuz if you do you know the answer man..."

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO