a shark attacked a guy in san fransisco

[Daddy]

he was swimming and the ocean and it attacked him

what the fuck why is a shark in the ocean this is newsworthy

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http://fark.com is full of newsworthy stories.

[Daddy]

http://fark.com is full of newsworthy stories.

felt this is not a joking matter

this is a travesty. if we allow sharks to stay in the ocean where they attack people where will we go

[famy]

felt this is not a joking matter

this is a travesty. if we allow sharks to stay in the ocean where they attack people where will we go

i say we contaminate the ocean so nothing can live there then get one of those fancy underwater cars like i saw on the colbert report so we can drive underwater in the pollution

[guff]

i think it would be bad if sharks could fly

[Daddy]

i say we contaminate the ocean so nothing can live there then get one of those fancy underwater cars like i saw on the colbert report so we can drive underwater in the pollution

meybe

but wtf it is so shocking to learn that there is a shark in the ocean and it attacked some one i hope it stays on the news for weeks

[Daddy]

i think it would be bad if sharks could fly

no becuz ppl dont go in the air

[ME##]

http://fark.com is full of newsworthy stories.

David Rockefeller donated $100 million to Harvard. Just in time too, as they were down to their last $34.9 billion

[Selkie]

Since a shark attack is almost as rare as being stuck by lightning and San Fransisco is filled with little people and kiddies that could get eaten, I think it's very newsworthy   

[Commander Fuckass]

did he not punch him in the nose