I'm building a boat this summer

[Socks]

@Socks:
the fun part here is boat building, not boat ownership

I guess, it would still take a lot of work doing what I described, and be a bit more reliable than plywood.

[Selkie]

Or superglue two old boats together and wrap them in tinfoil to make a submarine.

oh god lol

for some reason that is probably in my opinion the funniest post you have ever made. Seriously.

[Claquesous]

I want a submarine now. And even more importantly, a big pond to put it in. A pond where I could have underwater adventures.

[Selkie]

I want a submarine now. And even more importantly, a big pond to put it in. A pond where I could have underwater adventures.

yea taking a submarine in a pond would be loads of fun 

[Snorkel]

yea taking a submarine in a pond would be loads of fun 

I actually have Lake Minnetonka at my disposal, which is gigantic and 90-120ft deep at some parts.

now how to build a submarine...

[sans culottes]

I want a submarine now. And even more importantly, a big pond to put it in. A pond where I could have underwater adventures.

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,

So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found a sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,

We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play.

We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

(Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Heaven! Heaven!)

As we live a life of ease
Every one of us, has all we need,
Sky of blue and sea of green,
in our yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.