What do you do?

[Cookie]

Ok, so your on top of Mount Everest, with an Indian tour guide named Quebec. You are out of food and supplies and it is a 7 day trip back down to an area where you can get food and supplies. You don't have a satellite phone or anyway to call for help. Also Quebec is the only one who knows the way back down thus him being the tour guide, and you are just a stupid American scum. What do you do?

[Socks]

Ok, so your on top of Mount Everest, with an Indian tour guide named Quebec. You are out of food and supplies and it is a 7 day trip back down to an area where you can get food and supplies. You don't have a satellite phone or anyway to call for help. Also Quebec is the only one who knows the way back down thus him being the tour guide, and you are just a stupid American scum. What do you do?

Wait for the rescue team to come get me. Or just send this Quebec fellow down alone to get help.

[Daphnia]

I cut open Quebec's insides with my light saber and crawl in.

[Paul]

Walk down with "Quebec" and once I see a trail, I will kill then eat Quebec.

[famy]

I don't understand why you people like to climb mountains. 

anyway i would probably just die

[Knig]

I have two options:

1: Xtreme Sledding: Use the tour guide's body to slide down the mountain, eating bits of him occasionally if I can't stand the hunger.

2: Air Dive: Try to get as much distance horizontally (possibly by constructing a makeshift catapult, not to hard to do with the bungy cords) and use the tour guide as a cushion upon hitting the ground.

[ME##]

i'm not amerikan

[Feynman]

Since I'll eventually die anyway, I'll just use Quebec's body as a sled to have the time of my life. And then suicide, after I kill Quebec.

[Houdini]

Make Indian telemarketer jokes.

[Snorkel]

Cut off Quebec's arms, give him one and eat one myself, then have him lead me back down. He still has legs, so I don't have to carry him.

[Knig]

Cut off Quebec's arms, give him one and eat one myself, then have him lead me back down. He still has legs, so I don't have to carry him.

Oh, I'm sure BLEEDING TO DEATH will have no impact on his vitality. 

[Cookie]

Cut off Quebec's arms, give him one and eat one myself, then have him lead me back down. He still has legs, so I don't have to carry him.

You just cut off his arms, if I was him I would lead you off a cliff. I mean Quebec has feelings too....