Okay so here's how my weekend's been

[Title27GT]

I DONT KNOW BUT IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO LEAVE THE APARTMENT AGAIN

[Squirtlejazz]

DID HE SUCK YOUR DICK?
DID YOU RAPE HIM?
NO! So there is no case.

[Houdini]

I saw a guy walking around naked last night. He had a hairy back. True story.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Still the mom is a school teacher and shes going to tell everyone and im going to be the penis kid >

Also, you should've had a carrot in your penis.

I'm laughing so hard right now.

[me003]

Okay so this has happened to 2 of my friends.

One just got public indecency  and was put on probation. Same thing happened kinda. They were picking up my friends little sister (6th grade) and they flashed some 8th grader chick and yelled big dick party. All was good until the 8th grader knew the little sister, and the sister had to talk to the police and told them who it was.

Second time another one of my friends was already on probation, and he started picking on some hahah I didn't realize it until now, but yea an 8th grader that was on our campus after school. So he took the kids phone off the kids backpack strap, and was just teasing the kid, then he gave the phone back, and pulled his balls out while standing in the back of a pick up truck driving away. And the kid threw a knife at him (bitch).

So the little kid said he got his phone stolen, he got beat up, and shown balls.
So my friend get robbery, battery, and public indecency and goes to jewvee for 2 weeks.

So you can probably look forward to pissing in cups if you get charged.