Okay so here's how my weekend's been

[Title27GT]

On friday night me and some crackas went to Queens to ding dong ditch because they all get so pissy and everyone there is like "GO BACK TO DAMN MANHATTAN AND LISTEN TO YA DAMN RADIOHEADS YA DAMN PUNKS".

One of the recurring jokes in my group of associates has been to flash our asses/dicks at incredibly inoppertune times.
Now, for some reason, one of my friends brought an 8th grader along because he liked him or something. After it had gotten completely dark I go "okay everyone im going to pee in this guys yard" and everyones like "okie lol" and the 8th graders like "no i dont want to see it  " so I pee and then come up behind him and scream in his ear and blah blah blah everyone had a great laugh and it was forgotten within a minute.

I walk into the house on Saturday at like noonish and the phone is ringing so my mom answers. A few minutes later my mom calls me into my room and asks me if I took my dick out of my pants last night. I vehemently denied everything and my mom tells me that the 8th graders dad is pissed and is going to call the cops and my other friend ratted me out so I can't deny it.

So I call the kid who supposedly ratted me out and he tells me that he didn't rat me out and his dad didn't believe him. So my mom was like blah blah blah the parents are going to have to have a meeting he better not sue me blah blah blah. The kid's dad called a few minutes ago again but my mom didn't answer.

So that's pretty much where I'm at right now. Awaiting to find out whether I'm going to get sued or not.


What the fuck should I do?

Oh, and don't be an idiot.

[Daddy]

He's suing you because you took a piss?

[Title27GT]

He's suing you because you took a piss?

I came up behind him with my dick out

[Daddy]

I came up behind him with my dick out

oh.

You're fucked.

[LCK]

oh yea its fucking hilarious to flash your penis around a bunch of horny guys

[Title27GT]

oh.

You're fucked.

I know

[Selkie]

Hey, if you do get sued, at least it wasn't for nothing if your friends got a good laugh

[6M69I69B9]

Hey, if you do get sued, at least it wasn't for nothing if your friends got a good laugh

what if they dont want to be friends with him anymore


also, you're too fucked.

[Selkie]

what if they dont want to be friends with him anymore


also, you're too fucked.

why wouldn't they? He supplied them with laughter

[wawi]

Wait, I may of missed this, but if the 8th grader said he did not tell on you how did his dad find out?

[Title27GT]

I'm not necessarily fucked

[Title27GT]

Wait, I may of missed this, but if the 8th grader said he did not tell on you how did his dad find out?

That kid was in my grade. He was a witness.

[Nyerp]

You're an idiot.

[ME##]

Wait, I may of missed this, but if the 8th grader said he did not tell on you how did his dad find out?

The eighth grader realised that he fucked up by telling his dad and told Title a lie.

[wawi]

The eighth grader realised that he fucked up by telling his dad and told Title a lie.

How could he deny not telling his dad, if he is the only person that would've told him? lol