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Extremely unconventional ways of killing yourself.

Started by Nyerp, March 24, 2008, 05:47:55 PM

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rreeppttaarr

March 24, 2008, 07:41:40 PM #15
Covering yourself in honey and stapling yourself to a floor covered in fire ants.

Nyerp

March 24, 2008, 07:43:58 PM #16
Quote from: Ra-hep-ta-har on March 24, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
Covering yourself in honey and stapling yourself to a floor covered in fire ants.

Staples aren't that strong. :/

rreeppttaarr

March 24, 2008, 07:44:43 PM #17
Quote from: Nyerp on March 24, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
Staples aren't that strong. :/


Use big staples?

6M69I69B9

March 24, 2008, 07:45:48 PM #18
Quote from: Ra-hep-ta-har on March 24, 2008, 07:44:43 PM
Use big staples?
what about a fucking hammer with big nails
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gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Garahe

March 24, 2008, 07:51:02 PM #19
Attempting to jump off a building, only to be clipped by a professional skydiver moments later
HOLY COW I'M TOTALLY GOING SO FAST-AW FUCK

rreeppttaarr

March 24, 2008, 08:08:46 PM #20
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 07:45:48 PM
what about a fucking hammer with big nails


Works for me.

Title27GT

March 24, 2008, 08:18:13 PM #21
Quote from: JMV on March 24, 2008, 06:03:01 PM
Finally something you posted made me laugh.
Jesus christ why

Daddy

March 24, 2008, 08:19:23 PM #22
Quote from: Title on March 24, 2008, 08:18:13 PM
Jesus christ why
I don't know why.  I was going "God, he's retarded" and then saw that and just started laughing.

ncba93ivyase

March 24, 2008, 08:20:18 PM #23

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Geno

March 24, 2008, 10:05:08 PM #24
Cutting off your hand
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Zack777

March 24, 2008, 10:16:07 PM #25
PENIS

Placebo Headwound

March 24, 2008, 10:24:09 PM #26
Quote from: ZACK777 IS MUDKIPZ on March 24, 2008, 10:16:07 PM
PENIS
Yes, how does one kill himself unconventionally with a penis? doodthing;

Geno

March 24, 2008, 10:24:45 PM #27
Quote from: Jesus Christ on March 24, 2008, 10:24:09 PM
Yes, how does one kill himself unconventionally with a penis? doodthing;
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

me003

March 24, 2008, 11:51:36 PM #28
Beating World of Warcraft in one sitting. Also see Animal Crossing.
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No offense to her but she kinda doesn't know crap about shit

Tri4se

March 24, 2008, 11:56:55 PM #29
Jumping off a cliff, only to remember you left the stove on back home.
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