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Started by ME##, March 22, 2008, 07:39:31 PM

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ME##

March 22, 2008, 07:39:31 PM
lolwut a bad fortune cookie. In this thread, post shitty fortune cookie sayings.

Selkie

March 22, 2008, 07:41:11 PM #1
"You're pretty"

I got that once.

Socks

March 22, 2008, 07:45:53 PM #2
I don't think that Chinese slave kid translated mine correctly.

I once got "When shall it pass that comes will not bring the whole emotion of money and happiness".

Ok.

Selkie

March 22, 2008, 07:47:43 PM #3
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 07:45:53 PM
I don't think that Chinese slave kid translated mine correctly.

I once got "When shall it pass that comes will not bring the whole emotion of money and happiness".

Ok.




hahaha oh lol

I wish I got that one

Geno

March 22, 2008, 07:50:28 PM #4
"Shoot for the stars and you'll reach the treetops"  baddood;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

March 22, 2008, 07:52:18 PM #5
mine teaches me chinese.  O_0

Full Metal Ryder

March 22, 2008, 07:54:23 PM #6
"Six dirty dogs and there dicks"

strongbad

March 22, 2008, 07:55:22 PM #7
I don't remember. It's been years since I've gotten one.
http://predictions.astrology.com/fc/
"You're desperately trying to remember a dream; perhaps you should go back to bed."

that's not a fortune.

ME##

March 22, 2008, 07:59:45 PM #8
Quote from: JMV on March 22, 2008, 07:52:18 PM
mine teaches me chinese.  O_0


Zh...nghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó

Houdini

March 22, 2008, 08:00:55 PM #9
"Help me I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery"

Samus Aran

March 22, 2008, 11:27:34 PM #10
Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
"Help me I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery"


I lol'd.

Most of the ones I've gotten are lame attempts at making new Confucius-isms.

"He who ______________________"

Blaze-Senpai

March 23, 2008, 12:14:33 AM #11
Quote from: Kazanova on March 22, 2008, 11:27:34 PM
I lol'd.

Most of the ones I've gotten are lame attempts at making new Confucius-isms.

"He who ______________________"
He who blanks out....? lol

Quote from: David. on March 22, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
I don't remember. It's been years since I've gotten one.
http://predictions.astrology.com/fc/
"You're desperately trying to remember a dream; perhaps you should go back to bed."

that's not a fortune.
"By helping someone else today, you may also be helping yourself."

Lol?
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