How'd you like to wake up and see this looking at you? yes;

[Feynman]

I would get the knife holder and throw the knives in attempts to kill it. Once I've stabbed it once and it falls to the ground, I will stab it endlessly until it's reduced to a pile of hair. Then, I'll wear gloves, put the dead abomination in a bag and burn it in my backyard.

[Himu]

I'd pass out.

I hate bugs.  Especially big ones.  One time my friend opened her bag and a centipede hissed at us.

[caponehollywood]

I would cry.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I've got HUGE crabs.

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I'm sorry for the crab joke[/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've got HUGE crabs.

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I'm sorry for the crab joke[/spoiler]

suicide;

[Daddy]

I've got HUGE crabs.

[spoiler]

I'm sorry for the crab joke[/spoiler]

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