I just remember when he fell asleep!

[CHAOS66]

I just remember when my dad fell asleep while taking a shit. He had been in there for an hour so my mom goes in, and finds him sleeping. lulz
And yeah, he was drunk. No, he's not an alcoholic.

So what are some stupid things your family members do?

[Full Metal Ryder]

My mom married my dad.

[CHAOS66]

My mom married my dad.

I seriously lol'd.
Explain.

[Sync]

My mom and my stepdad...

[Wrench]

Last year, my mom made me clean up the dog area when it was fucking snowing and the shit was stuck to the ground.

[Samus Aran]

My mom married my stepdad.

My mom moved to Minnesota.

[Sync]

My mom married my stepdad.

My mom moved to Minnesota.

Is your stepdad a drunk that plays beaner music everyday?

[Samus Aran]

Is your stepdad a drunk that plays beaner music everyday?

No, but he is a complete dick.

[Sync]

No, but he is a complete dick.

I know that experience FUN FUN FUN.

this one time he made me watch scat porn... ;___;

[Socks]

My father found some of my weed once and decided to secretly try it. Needless to say what unfolded next is the topic of several family jokes and the reason why I was never officially punished for possessing illegal narcotics.

[Daddy]

my mom got pregnant with me when she was 17

my dad walked out when i was 2


do i win

[Socks]

my mom got pregnant with me when she was 17

my dad walked out when i was 2


do i win

Game Over.

[Himu]

My sister ran away with her boyfriend at 17 from a fight, left my mom in pieces, then came back for money, bought an apartment, and now we act as if nothing happened.

My dad cheated on my mom twice and was mad at her from being upset over a 25 year long marriage.

[The artist formally known]

I know that experience FUN FUN FUN.

this one time he made me watch scat porn... ;___;

jesus i wish i knew the guy

[sans culottes]

my sister is just plain stupid.

and she's 18