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If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...

Started by Shucklestar, March 09, 2008, 10:40:33 PM

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Socks

I'm picky about who I have sex with, what I do to them during sex and how I do it. I don't just go all out without thinking, to be honest, I've done that a few times but it's rare.

Nyerp


bluaki

I'd guess about 150

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Snorkel

It's been about 6 years, with an average of about four times a week I'd say... so, 4x52x6 = 1248 times.

Pyrate


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Snorkel

Per the Socks/Lawlz conflict, both sides are stupid. Socks has a point, you live once, but where's the sincerity in anything? Someone who I can trust and love is worth more to me than a hundred idiots who I could fuck once.

However, sitting around naked eating chips and playing Atari games isn't going to accomplish anything either.



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Geno

Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:36:54 PM
You only live once, and I don't have any STD's, that shit is way overblown. That excuse is either used by parents, lesbian guest speakers and or socially inept people who try to excuse their lack of sexual life but attempting to make such lifestyle unappealing. Here is a secret, there is such a thing as good, safe sex, and people have been doing it for eons. Not every person who has a sex life has STD's or is in danger of dying.

i clapped
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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Quote from: Pyrate on March 10, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Zero

It's fucking nasty down there. baddood;
Use something really long so you won't see anything. |:
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