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Started by Geno, March 02, 2008, 01:06:32 PM

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Geno

March 02, 2008, 01:06:32 PM
You're having sex with some hot chick in a dream and then something wakes you up before you can finish?

I wanna smack my mom whenever she does that.  baddood;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

bluaki

March 02, 2008, 01:24:34 PM #1
Um... no, never happened to me. I've actually never had an erotic dream O_0

Kalahari Inkantation

March 02, 2008, 01:33:25 PM #2
I've never had sex in a dream. gonk;

Daddy

March 02, 2008, 01:59:09 PM #3
no, not really.

ME##

March 02, 2008, 03:01:14 PM #4
Nope, I can always make it through my dreams with hot girls.  baddood;

Selkie

March 02, 2008, 04:29:47 PM #5
I only had one dream where i actually even got to sex.

And then I woke up for school.

Snorkel

March 05, 2008, 08:40:59 PM #6
I've only had real sex in a dream once that I can remember. By real I mean not weird; I have a lot of dreams involving things like girls with a vagina and two stubby little dicks, or girls that are not quite shaped like humans but are still attractive for some reason

I know it's weird

Samus Aran

March 05, 2008, 09:14:55 PM #7
Quote from: Snorkel on March 05, 2008, 08:40:59 PM
I've only had real sex in a dream once that I can remember. By real I mean not weird; I have a lot of dreams involving things like girls with a vagina and two stubby little dicks, or girls that are not quite shaped like humans but are still attractive for some reason

I know it's weird


I once had a dream that a girl I knew had a square vagina. doodthing;

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

March 05, 2008, 09:53:46 PM #8
A couple of days ago, I was having a dream where I was doing push-ups and the hot waitress at work came up to me and said something, then I was on my back shirtless and she stuck her vagina on my nose.
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