Post accidents from your classes at school, from your experiences.

[6M69I69B9]

I found a condom in front of someone's locker. Today. meaty cocks

I didn't have school today. 

Also,

Oh, and we caught a security guard masturbating the other day.

How?

[Tri4se]

In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.



Yup.

[6M69I69B9]

In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.



Yup.

Oh God, I laughed IRL.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

How?

I left my book in the front office after making a call home (no cellphone), and the door was locked, so I couldn't get back in to get it back. So I left for a while, came back, and the door was still locked. The lights were off, and the only light you could see was coming from the computer. In front of the computer was a guard staring at it intensely with a big smile on his face. He was making some strange movements with his hand over his penis...
Then I realized he was masturbating. My friend and I were scarred for life.
I had to go in the next day to get my book back. lul

[Kalahari Inkantation]

In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.


Yup.

I laughed.

[6M69I69B9]

I left my book in the front office after making a call home (no cellphone), and the door was locked, so I couldn't get back in to get it back. So I left for a while, came back, and the door was still locked. The lights were off, and the only light you could see was coming from the computer. In front of the computer was a guard staring at it intensely with a big smile on his face. He was making some strange movements with his hand over his penis...
Then I realized he was masturbating. My friend and I were scarred for life.
I had to go in the next day to get my book back. lul

I lol'd when you said he had a big smile.

So anyways, I heard some moans in one of those little toilet cubicles in the restroom before.


I'm never shitting in school.

[Nyerp]

One time in eigth grade some fags were playing football in the parking lot.

Stuff happened.

Kid loses tooth, which was found jammed in other kid's head.

Rowdy kids.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

One time in eigth grade some fags were playing football in the parking lot.

Stuff happened.

Kid loses tooth, which was found jammed in other kid's head.

Rowdy kids.

I'm going to be laughing for days.

[Nyerp]

I'm going to be laughing for days.

you find my life amusing?

[Tri4se]

Oh and in 8th grade my "friends" decided to tell the girl I liked that I wanted to fuck her in the ass, and watch her fart the cum out.  caterpie;

[6M69I69B9]

Oh and in 8th grade my "friends" decided to tell the girl I liked that I wanted to fuck her in the ass, and watch her fart the cum out.  caterpie;

I laughed.

[Socks]

I'm as graceful as a swan so I don't have accidents.

*Cough* Eyebrow *Cough*.

[Commander Fuckass]

I hit another car on the way to school because I was in a hurry. 

[Daddy]

*Cough* Eyebrow *Cough*.

did u read the ugly duckling

[Socks]

did u read the ugly duckling

Sadly, no.