things you've always wanted to own but never have

[The artist formally known]

You do not want a Virtual Boy.

i can change your mind by showing you around my bed room
i dont want one to play, i want it for an object to sit on my shelf.



i also want a megaphone. jesus think of the fun

[Selkie]

Telescope also

Go-kart

Pet monkey

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

A chicken

[YPrrrr]

Season tickets to some sports team

[Feynman]

I don't.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

fuck yeah a gokart

[Squirtlejazz]

Go kart.
Laptop.

[KonohaShinobi]

someone that loves me.

[YPrrrr]

Why a Go Kart? There are very few places that they're legal to ride...

[Squirtlejazz]

Why a Go Kart? There are very few places that they're legal to ride...

How about my long ass driveway and completely dead end street?

[Selkie]

Why a Go Kart? There are very few places that they're legal to ride...

I actually also wanted a long, extravagant, F-Zero-style track in my backyard to go along with the go kart.

[YPrrrr]

How about my long ass driveway and completely dead end street?

I'm betting it's illegal to ride on your street... but if cops don't come down it and your neighbors won't complain I guess that would work

[Socks]

someone that loves me.

LMAO.

[Jester]

A small country.

[Nyerp]

A ping-pong table.

OH WAIT