ITT act like santa clause

[Commander Fuckass]

Im kissing your mommy under the mistletoe.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

hi imma steal ur cookies

[Commander Fuckass]

im sliding your chimney tonight.

[Infel]

Ho ho Ho-LY SHIT THAT KID HAS A GUN! RUDOLPH, GET ME BILLY'S AK-47 AND SOME FIRST AID!

[Wrench]

imma watching your every move

[Houdini]

Hi, I'm Santa Claus.

[Samus Aran]

PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OOOOTHERRRRRR

[Wrench]

Hi, I'm Santa Claus.

For some raisin, I lol'd.

What would you like for Christmas?

[Trini]

Gimme' sum milk.

[Commander Fuckass]

You little pricks, stop setting Oreos out for me don't you think I get sick of that shit every fucking year you put them out?

[Lozal]

I SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING

I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

I KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

I'M NOT A STALKER

[Trini]

You little pricks, stop setting Oreos out for me don't you think I get sick of that shit every fucking year you put them out?

objection; WTF you aren't Santa Claus. You're not not even human. No one ever gets tired of oreos .

[Juni]

Hoes.

[YPrrrr]

Oh, looks like little Johnny's dad just lost his job.

Guess Johnny will be on the naughty list this year.

[6M69I69B9]

ive raped many kids, thousands of them, they all go onto my bed

why don't you people like sharing your bed