I'm going to church now

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so like i remembered i wasn't baptized

[Houdini]

<sup>I actually enjoy going to church

OMG I said it</sup>

What are you, a lobotomy recipient?

[rreeppttaarr]

What are you, a lobotomy recipient?

^{No, just the people who go there actually make it enjoyable instead of being stuck up pricks.}

[Trini]

A man from Portugal came in to mass a few weeks ago. It went like this...

BlahBlahBlahBlah, stand up, BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah, stand up again, put money in the basket, BlahBlah, "in the word of the lord", put money again, do the Eucharist, BlahBlah, Have a nice week people.

I admit, I daze for a while when my parents take me to church. I actually tried to listen this time, and understood next to nothing. No one did.

[ncba93ivyase]

I actually tried to listen this time understood next to nothing. No one did.

Mindless zombies don't know Christianity is nothing more than the most profitable business ever. weewee;