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YPrrrr

December 18, 2007, 06:01:11 PM #15
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:45:50 PM
By the time I'm 15.

That's when my mom said she'll buy me condoms.

Kinda weird though gonk;
Sounds like a romantic evening toot;

Kalahari Inkantation

December 19, 2007, 11:47:52 AM #16 Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 01:03:53 PM by Godot
Quote from: Bushybrow on December 18, 2007, 04:45:50 PM
By the time I'm 15.

That's when my mom said she'll buy me condoms.

Kinda weird though gonk;
Either your mom wants you, hates your guts, or she's an idiot. idort

Houdini

December 19, 2007, 02:08:41 PM #17
Quote from: Godot on December 19, 2007, 11:47:52 AM
Either your mom wants you,
Let's be realistic.


Quote from: Godot on December 19, 2007, 11:47:52 AM
hates your guts,
She doesn't want him to get STDs or accidentally impregnate women because she hates his guts?


Quote from: Godot on December 19, 2007, 11:47:52 AM
or she's an idiot. idort
See above, but replace "she hates his guts" with "she's an idiot. idort".

Kalahari Inkantation

December 19, 2007, 02:11:27 PM #18
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 19, 2007, 02:08:41 PM
Let's be realistic.

She doesn't want him to get STDs or accidentally impregnate women because she hates his guts?

See above, but replace "she hates his guts" with "she's an idiot. idort".
She's encouraging her child to have sex as a teen. That's a pretty foolish thing to do, in my opinion, at least. psyduck;

Houdini

December 19, 2007, 02:14:28 PM #19
Quote from: Godot on December 19, 2007, 02:11:27 PM
She's encouraging her child to have sex as a teen. That's a pretty foolish thing to do, in my opinion, at least. psyduck;
How is giving the kid condoms encouraging him to have sex? If he wants to have sex, he's probably going to do it whether his mom likes it or not.

heltar

December 22, 2007, 11:35:24 PM #20
And condoms do not prevent stds.

bluaki

December 23, 2007, 12:53:56 AM #21
Quote from: helter skelter on December 22, 2007, 11:35:24 PM
And condoms do not prevent stds.
If it works right and doesn't break, I think it prevents certain kinds.

JGE

December 23, 2007, 01:54:42 AM #22
my friend said if i dont get any action before my high school career is over then she's gonna pay someone to have sex with me

Darklink

December 23, 2007, 05:30:34 AM #23
Quote from: Precursor on December 23, 2007, 01:54:42 AM
my friend said if i dont get any action before my high school career is over then she's gonna pay someone to have sex with me


Hookers lol.

The Speaker Of Words

December 23, 2007, 03:58:09 PM #24
Hopefully, some time before college.

Lozal

December 23, 2007, 07:46:03 PM #25
When I get married.  wub;
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

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just1more

December 23, 2007, 07:47:21 PM #26
I'm hoping before the senior prom, so I at least have experience for the after party.

JGE

December 24, 2007, 08:23:57 PM #27

Daddy

December 24, 2007, 08:31:55 PM #28
Quote from: Joe on December 23, 2007, 07:47:21 PM
I'm hoping before the senior prom, so I at least have experience for the after party.
I know a kid who couldn't find the hole when he first had sex.

Darklink

December 25, 2007, 02:50:43 PM #29
Quote from: Precursor on December 24, 2007, 08:23:57 PM
shut up


Only ugly dickless people resort to hookers  pseudo;.
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