I just realized

[Infel]

The way I look on camera, I'd be totally perfect as a gossipable celebrity.

Now, where's a studio that signs up retards for awesome movies? I bet they need a mute for one of them. I could TOTALLY do that.

[Daddy]

maybe u can be in flowers for algernon

[YPrrrr]

I hear Tim Burton usually does.

ZING

[Samus Aran]

I hear they're remaking "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Maybe you could be Chief.