I GOT PROBED

[ncba93ivyase]

so now i have these aliens booked to do my yearly prostate exam

[Samus Aran]

Maybe they'll inject one of their own into you and once it hatches you'll morph into some crazy Lawlz/parasitic alien combo that'll look something like an enemy with a parasite popped out of its neck in RE4

or even cooler than that

[strongbad]

I had that last year. It was suprisingly fun  ness;
And sexual

[Infel]

There was this one thing at our mall one year, they were doing alien abduction tests.

I was the only one who tested positive.

[Garahe]

That wasn't research.

You're now filled with thousands of alien embryos, which will grow until you can't move.

You'll explode and then your town  will be assaulted by hundreds of tiny aliens. Then they'll grow into adults after a time and link up with their masters, and receive technology in which they will raze civilization.


Or perhaps I'm lying, and only making a post because I felt like it.