If Houdini came to your house

[Houdini]

what would you do????????????

[YPrrrr]

Cover random junk in BBQ sauce and see if you'd eat them.

[Title27GT]

Take him to the shlotski's on 59th.

[Houdini]

Take him to the shlotski's on 59th.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

[ME##]

Give him some doughnuts.

[Wrench]

Make him some delicious food.

[Samus Aran]

Have a kickass jam session with him, of course.

[Placebo Headwound]

Kick him out before he eats all the food in the house.

[Infel]

Kill him.

[Houdini]

Kill him.

Unless you have guns, that's not going to happen. And no one has guns in Canada.

[Commander Fuckass]

play dead!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!111111!!

[Houdini]

play dead!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!111111!!

Bad idea, that just makes it easier for me to raid your fridge.

[Infel]

Unless you have guns, that's not going to happen. And no one has guns in Canada.

I have a 22 under my bed, dipshit.

[Houdini]

I have a 22 under my bed, dipshit.

Liar.

[Infel]

I do, and if I could get this damn webcam working, I would. My uncle who lives about 8 hours north of us gave me it when I used to live with him.