I SMOKED A CIGGARETTE

[Samus Aran]

I feel like I'm in a fucking D.A.R.E. conference.
You're all a bunch of pussies. Except OP.
You guys should practice abstinence  too, because STDS will kill you (in multiple ways)  faster than tobacco will.

It's not just that, you dumbass. Cigarettes are next to pointless. They're a weak stimulant that you only get basically anything from if you're addicted to it, and that's for a completely different reason. Shit smells bad, tastes bad, etc.

Reasons people smoke:

"hay guys let's go smoke...cuz uh...wait, uh...hold on gimme a sec...cuz um...those other guys are doin it and stuff"

"hay mom i hate you imma go smoke nao cook"

"FUCK THE WORLD OH FUCK IT ALL"

"im stupid"

[me003]

I do agree they are next to pointless.

It's not just that, you dumbass.

Well played.

[greg400]

Oh, so you know what the inside of an asshole smells like then? Do tell, how did you come across this knowledge?

oh noez ya got meh

[Ricky]

You're all a bunch of pussies.

Oh, gee, sorry for not giving in to peer pressure.

But you're right, this is a DARE conference.

[Samus Aran]

Oh, gee, sorry for not giving in to peer pressure.

But you're right, this is a DARE conference.

One part of DARE was awesome. The guy who always came in for that had all these different kinds of weird claps we did, and I must say that in my younger years I found "seal of approval" quite awesome.

btw seal of approval is where you like cross your arms and clap your hands together like that so you like reverse the clapping and you make seal noises

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I feel like I'm in a fucking D.A.R.E. conference.

o.k.

You're all a bunch of pussies. Except OP.

sorry im not retarded

You guys should practice abstinence  too

not like i really have a choice

because STDS will kill you (in multiple ways)  faster than tobacco will.

o.k.
i dont think anyone here is stupid enough to do a girl without knowing if she has a disease or not

[Samus Aran]

i dont think anyone here is stupid enough to do a girl without knowing if she has a disease or not

objection;

Most girls wouldn't tell you if they did have one, and a lot of them don't even know they do. Some of them are very hard to recognize because they only present themselves every so often or don't have any outward signs at all (AIDS).

[Kalahari Inkantation]

objection;

Most girls wouldn't tell you if they did have one, and a lot of them don't even know they do. Some of them are very hard to recognize because they only present themselves every so often or don't have any outward signs at all (AIDS).

I, on the other hand, would be sure to...

A: Know that they're a virgin, although you can get AIDS and other STDs through inheritance or many other ways
B: Have us both go to the doctor and get checked out

Of course, I won't have to worry about any of this for quite some time, anyway. gentleman;

[Samus Aran]

I, on the other hand, would be sure to...

A: Know that they're a virgin, although you can get AIDS and other STDs through inheritance or many other ways
B: Have us both go to the doctor and get checked out

Of course, I won't have to worry about any of this for quite some time, anyway. gentleman;

more importantly we need another emoticon like objection; that retaliates against it like in PW

[Kalahari Inkantation]

more importantly we need another emoticon like objection; that retaliates against it like in PW

MAKE A GODOT ONE

[Himu]

more importantly we need another emoticon like objection; that retaliates against it like in PW

Franzeska Von Karma

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Franzeska Von Karma

Don't forget little Edgy-wedgie.

[Himu]

Don't forget little Edgy-wedgie.

I hate how he moves his hand like some fag

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hate how he moves his hand like some fag

I love Edgeworth because of his cool suit.

I say we have one for every lawyer.
Payne
Edgeworth
Manfred von Karma
Franziska von Karma
Godot
Mia

cool

[NOA_Haunted]

Fact: Lysol kills 99.9% of germs in 30 seconds

And then they come back the next time you eat or drink something.