ITT: Weird dreams

[Feynman]

One thanksgiving night...

I'm at a suburb culvasac with my dad, a cousin, and some uncles. Some ripped man from the military comes and tries to steal our stuff, but I manage to pick up a large axe from somewhere and I use it to slice through the guys leg and I begin to run. As I run through the culvasac, I come upon a zombie solider and I just throw the axe in his chest and run an alternative route to where I magically run into my dad in some giant hut in the middle of an intersection where he's being served soup by giant niggers. I see a scimitar and use it to cut the nigger's head off and get my dad out of there.

As we're making our way out of the suburb on foot, we stop near the highway during night to rest. About a few seconds later, some giant glowing jade elephant statue flies over us and beams us up into it which is actually some sort of tomb. We make our way through the small shafts and come across a large battle arena with a roaring audience of people where we're about to have a dodge ball game  and my cousin and uncles are here too.

White uniforms are somehow put on us and the other team comes out wearing black uniforms. My eye catches one really attractive girl on the opposite side, and I try to get my chance at her. Seconds later right on the battlefield during the game, I'm thrusting into her from behind and she's screaming in pleasure.

It's from there that I wake up. It was definitely the turkey...

[CHAOS66]

One thanksgiving night...

I'm at a suburb culvasac with my dad, a cousin, and some uncles. Some ripped man from the military comes and tries to steal our stuff, but I manage to pick up a large axe from somewhere and I use it to slice through the guys leg and I begin to run. As I run through the culvasac, I come upon a zombie solider and I just throw the axe in his chest and run an alternative route to where I magically run into my dad in some giant hut in the middle of an intersection where he's being served soup by giant niggers. I see a scimitar and use it to cut the nigger's head off and get my dad out of there.

As we're making our way out of the suburb on foot, we stop near the highway during night to rest. About a few seconds later, some giant glowing jade elephant flies over us and beams us up into it which is actually some sort of tomb. We make our way through the small shafts and come across a large battle arena with a roaring audience of people where we're about to have a dodge ball game  and my cousin and uncles are here too.

White uniforms are somehow put on us and the other team comes out wearing black uniforms. My eye catches one really attractive girl on the opposite side, and I try to get my chance at her. Seconds later, I'm thrusting into her from behind and she's screaming in pleasure.

It's from there that I wake up. It was definitely the turkey...

Best dream ever!

[YPrrrr]

One thanksgiving night...

I'm at a suburb culvasac with my dad, a cousin, and some uncles. Some ripped man from the military comes and tries to steal our stuff, but I manage to pick up a large axe from somewhere and I use it to slice through the guys leg and I begin to run. As I run through the culvasac, I come upon a zombie solider and I just throw the axe in his chest and run an alternative route to where I magically run into my dad in some giant hut in the middle of an intersection where he's being served soup by giant niggers. I see a scimitar and use it to cut the nigger's head off and get my dad out of there.

As we're making our way out of the suburb on foot, we stop near the highway during night to rest. About a few seconds later, some giant glowing jade elephant flies over us and beams us up into it which is actually some sort of tomb. We make our way through the small shafts and come across a large battle arena with a roaring audience of people where we're about to have a dodge ball game  and my cousin and uncles are here too.

White uniforms are somehow put on us and the other team comes out wearing black uniforms. My eye catches one really attractive girl on the opposite side, and I try to get my chance at her. Seconds later, I'm thrusting into her from behind and she's screaming in pleasure.

It's from there that I wake up. It was definitely the turkey...

It's spelled Nigerean, not "nigger" hur;